This is written by Erin:
Conor: “Mom, want to know a good thing and a bad thing?”
Mom: “Okay, sure.”
Conor: “Which one first?”
Mom: “Always a bad thing first.”
Conor: “I haven’t pooped in a really long time.”
Mom: “Aw, bud, I’m sorry. What’s the good thing?”
Conor: “I haven’t pooped IN MY PANTS in a really long time.”
Mom: “You’re right! That’s great. Good job. Do you have to poop right now?”
Conor: “Yes!” (Runs to bathroom)