Two Funny Stories from Elliott

STORY 3

Elliott: “Mom, do you know there is 1 dinosaur left on earth?”

Mom: “Wow, I didn’t know that.  Who is it?”

E: “You have to guess.”

M: “Is it your rhinoceros brother?” (Every since visiting the rhino at the Lincoln Park zoo in Chicago this summer, Elliott has an invisible brother rhino – which is fast enough to run outside the car alongside us, which makes “I spy” rather challenging when he sees something gray, but I digress.)

E:  “No, he’s a cousin to Trieratops.  Guess again.”

M: “Is it a bird?”

E: “No, that’s a cousin to Pterodactyl. Do you need a hint?”

M: “Yes”

E: “Kkkk”

All of us start guessing – Kangaroo, Cat, Koala.

E: “Do you all give up?”

All: “Yes”

E: Crocodile!!!

STORY 2

Elliott didn’t want to finish his protein shake at breakfast and instead wanted to move onto oatmeal.  So, he whispered in my ear:

Elliott: “Mom, I have bags inside my body and the protein shake bag is filled to the top.  I cannot fit any more inside my body.”

Mom: “How do you know you have bags inside your body?”

Elliott: “Because I have x-ray vision”

 

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