It’s very interesting to share your life with a four year old. Some things from the past couple days:
1. Getting in the car after going out to eat (with half of his chicken nuggets not eaten bc he swore he was full), “Mom I’m hungry”
2. Not being able to walk to or from the beach bc “my legs are out of energy”… despite sprinting (like the Flash) at top speeds down every hallway at the hotel
3. “Hey butt-loaf!” (Then explaining that’s a type of animal – and is figuring out he means buffalo)
4. Making Jordan close his eyes while he waits for Elliott to pee. And then promptly getting off the toilet and striking a Gladiator like pose – 100% in the buff
5. Kissing Natalie’s bear good night (? maybe to procrastinate, maybe because she’s not in the hotel room right now)
