Elliott calls, “I went pee and poo!”
The baby-sitter is here, but I’m closer to him, so I say “I got him”
Elliott, “I knew you would come Mom.”
Me: “You know me so well”
Elliott: “I know you weller than anybody” (meaning more than Natalie or Jordan know me)
Me: Chuckle
One min later, Elliott: “Can you get my underwear the right way?”
Me: “Sure bud, see its almost there”
Elliott: “Thank you Butt-Loaf” (which we discovered is an animal in his opinion, aka a buffalo)
The joys of motherhood and childhood – I’m glad I’m working from home this aft!